oldfaintinggoat

joined 2 months ago
[–] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sure they can, all it takes is a sharpie!

[–] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Snake jazz...

[–] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

*do not try this at home

[–] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

BootyShorts! T-bo are my fav

[–] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once I ran with scissors, tripped and fell face down. The scissors landed handle side down, splayed open with the edges of both blades pressed against my jugulars as I fell into them. Luckily they were dull AF and I didn't fall hard. I have never and will never ever run with scissors again.

[–] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Sunset Mesa Funeral Home has entered the chat.