nullPointer

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What's the dumbest way you've seen someone get fired? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

this mother fucker got fired on his day off! something about stealing boxes or some shit.

What are your jokes for younger children? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

do you have any holes in your socks?

no?

how'd you get your feet in there?

Parents phone be like in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

no it's the leaving the flashlight on at all times.

‘A wrecking ball’: experts warn Trump’s win sets back global climate action in c/collapse@sopuli.xyz
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it'll be like slamming on the brakes in a car that's already stopped.

It sure looks like a Warcraft 2 remaster just leaked ahead of next week's anniversary event in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

swoboo!

We're all SpongeBob in c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

don't check out hank azaria.

Dudes will look at this and say, "hell yeah" in c/stick@sh.itjust.works
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

time to blast some storm troopers.

... in c/linux@programming.dev
Echo Point Nova Is A Wild Mashup Of Tribes, Titanfall, And Crackdown, And I Am So Happy It Exists in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

really make me miss Tribes... shazbot!

Code comments in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

when things are designed one way and then implemented another.

You're overcomplicating production in c/programming@programming.dev
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I am a big advocate of the KISS strategy. look forward to seeing more of what you got.

Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 19 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

it's a bit of a double edge sword though. jupiter also throws stuff at us as well. (https://www.planetary.org/articles/does-jupiter-protect-earth-from-asteroids-and-comets)

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easy to get into trouble for sure.

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