n3cr0

joined 1 year ago
[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't be foolish! Of course, we have Gatorade for that.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Pretty accurate about the users, but maybe not the way we interact with Lemmy. We also have Android phones for that.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Dear sir, is this the global interweb?

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My screen turned black while I was responding to a very urgent message from the African prince. Is this the so called "Darknet" that all the cool kids surf these days?

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

My old Car is capable of this fully self driving, too. Just put a brick on the accelerator, release the clutch and run!

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would more think of the fungus from The Last Of Us. This fungus really exists (maybe not to this scale pictured) and it controls ants after infecting them. It directly controls their muscles, while growing a fruit body out of the ant's head.

The fungus senses light and humidity. Therefor it climbs plants up and down. The ant is just a vehicle, like a robot body.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never click the X on ads - it's just click bait. Get a proper adblock instead.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Read this post. Disable microphone access on the phone.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Paint it black. /s

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Free for the first year and they will eventually charge for the "Standard subscription with ads". You can always upgrade to premium. Hopefully, the adaptive suspension will then start working!

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I'm looking forward to having the ads from Cyberpunk 2077: "Sweet sweet sweet clean SPEED! 'Cause life is too short to be slow."

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