myster0n

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[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 93 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 6 points 4 months ago

"It's a small place to live after all"

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 35 points 4 months ago

911 is a different kind of suicide hotline

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 13 points 4 months ago

It changes the ass to hole ratio though.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago

Or when that guy threw his shoes at Bush Jr?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Look up agar agar : it's a gelatin substitute made from algae

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I do like it as well when companies subsidize lunch, but one downside is that in practice, people with certain allergies can't enjoy those schemes some/most/all of the time. While seeing their coworkers enjoying cheap food.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 76 points 4 months ago

Did you ... Have a bad dream or something?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I love you

I know, you piece of shit

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 51 points 5 months ago

It was not the ebike, it was a secondhand battery. It might've been an original, but bad battery, it might've been tinkered with by the previous owner, it might've been a Chinese knock-off. I doubt he knows at this point, and it's probably difficult or even impossible to determine from the wreckage.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 115 points 5 months ago (3 children)

As awkward teenager at a party :

"hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me."

"OK....... Hey Emma, do you like Cock?"

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago

Picts or it didn't happen

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