myster0n

joined 1 year ago

Coffee [Mr. Lovenstein] in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aw, you shouldn't.

What on Earth (1966) - a satirical 10min film about aliens who believe the Earth's dominant lifeform is cars in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

You're not talking about the American pickup trucks right now, are you? Because then we'd have to include meteor showers to "the elements"

I hate brioche buns! in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's not against buns, he's against brioche buns

LFG already! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

One pitchfork - do you have a blue one? - and a torch please. Preferably lavender scented.

All five of you will get a free buggy when you next boot up Starfield in c/gaming@lemmy.zip

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

That's appropriate for a buggy game

Tasty dishes where chickpeas are the main ingredient? in c/cooking@lemmy.ml

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You could make falafel

Can't beat the classics in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago

No he isn't. I've checked.

After a former Game Informer staffer used the site's social channels to post their own statement on GI's closure, GameStop nukes the account. in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 36 points 3 months ago

So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let's see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.

"Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon." in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Not Lance Armstrong, that's the one-balled Tour De France winner. You're thinking of Stretch Armstrong!

Theory says complex life on Earth may be much older than thought in c/science@mander.xyz

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 8 points 3 months ago

Seeing as thought is still non-existent in a lot of the human population, I can believe that.

I heard JD is banned from the aquarium. in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought you said JD was dead? No, I said he sleeps with the fishes

OK ("the most frequently spoken or written word on the planet") in c/wikipedia@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Oh, Kay!