momtheregoesthatman

Plus, it's one of the few jobs that will disqualify you for being too smart.

That is a bummer. BMW owns them now ans I LOVE the media controls on ours. Simple & straightforward.

If we've learned anything, it's that Drump supporters won't learn anything. This group is just a duffle bag of dick cheese. They'll embrace and baselessly defend him no matter where we/he/the media goes. RIP USA.

Corporate "motivational" nonsense. Leave the woodpile higher, write everything in pencil, drink your most expensive wine first. Some companies base - quite literally - everything on these nonsense blurbs.

That, and the way many [past] jobs tried to cover up the lack of compensation opportunities and bumps by things like basketball courts, restaurants on "campus" (sigh), goat yoga... I can't feed my family with a basketball court at the office. I guess I could feed them a yoga goat but I surmise it would be frowned upon.

Thank goodness for WFH. Never going back.

Thank you for your contribution, Vaginal_blood_fart.

It's a lyric from the song Jeremy by Pearl Jam.

I've worked remote for 4+ years and could not see myself going back. I love being able to leave a meeting and hang with my wife & kids, even for 5 minutes, it makes my day better.

That said, many of the people that report to me are part of a co-contractor whose policy is essentially structured to force low performing assets into the office. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that, but in my role, I've seen it be successful for them.

Old white men elected themselves under the guise of voting (gerrymandering who?) and are too embarrassed and confused to allow women the rights they have as humans. Isn't democracy silly.

Honey, little Samantha has someone's grandpa all over her shoes again ❤️

I remember, long ago, going to breakfast with a group of people that partied HARD the night before and laughing that "we're paying for last night" as we ate and laughed only to go do it again that night.

Now I drink two whiskeys and need 3 business days, four Xanax's and a metric ton of Pedialyte to even raise my head from the pillow in bed. I'm in my late 30s. It's usually better - for me at least - not to drink at all. Mileage definitely varies.

Oh, stop, you're going to make me HBO MAX PLUS ULTRA PREMIUM PRO WITH TITANIUM ™