iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

Man, that really sucks, because I really liked Uline shit.

No, not voltage, current.

When I was a kid, me and my dad were riding in the truck with my grandpa downtown in a small central valley (California) town. They had recently started a trolley service, but it was in the lanes with the regular traffic and they only went about 15 mph. They were not widely used, since it was only available downtown and this small town is entirely car-dependent. My grandpa was getting more and more frustrated at the trolley in front of us, and as we were getting to the end of downtown he says "I bet there's only one clown on this goddamn trolley." Without skipping a beat, the trolley stopped to let out one singular person-- a man in clown costume.

It was the funniest fucking thing. I still crack up at it, 30 years later.

Clever.

My grandpa ran over a woman who walked into the street late at night. There was no way for him to have avoided it. He did not get in trouble. This was in California.

You still can't afford to eat at McDonald's though.

Holy shit, how do you not know there's hydrazine in the water?

Despite being an atheist, my most cherished possession is my bible. It was given to my mother the day she was born, in 1960, and she presented it to me when I got baptized when I was 10 years old. She died in 2010, and my bible is the last thing I really have of her. I really miss her.

More like having a phone shoved to your face to see a meme that is mildly entertaining at best.

It's probably cheap soft steel made in China. You're probably fine.

I used to get hella annoyed that my mom would be online all afternoon so I would pick up the phone and blow into it for a few seconds until I heard AOL man say "Goodbye."

12.5 millidrivers.