famousringo

joined 1 year ago
[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Well, that feels nice to hear. 🙄

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is it true that all these parliament buildings are so spiky so giant hobos won’t nap on them?

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

As you can see, cootie infections have declined 63% under my administration.

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It pries, it scrapes, it can do anything!

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.

[–] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I stopped believing in adults in 2016. Some kids are just bigger than others.

 
 

Screen cap shamelessly stolen from the delightful @nocontexttrek@mastodon.social

 

We only have to convince people to hate one more car than they already despise.

 
 
 
 
 
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