Oh... So that's the Picard Maneuver.
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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Shouldn't you really have a picture of the most important man in Starfleet history?
That's obviously already framed and on the wall.
That pose and that stare makes it look like he's enjoying what he sees and may even want to join you.
Perfect
I mean it's not like he's getting any from Keiko.
Worst. Chemistry. Ever.
MIIIIILES!
He LOVES. His wife.
Miles: "You wanna go for twins?" Keiko: "I don't think it works that way..."
Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.
Engage.
I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.
I would put this to the test and report back, but I'm too busy watching the surprise kids I had.
On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.
Good thing you didn't bring Yar... you'd both just randomly die
Then come back a few times just to die again
Well that's one way to approach Assimilation...
Somehow, i think I’d feel more at ease if it was riker watching me fuck.
The Picard will save us!
This is a warning
Step away from the car
This car is protected by Viper
Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!
Such a shame they replaced him with a Droid and made a whole series with that abomination.