ettyblatant

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[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

He did emphasize that he is not pretending to be a essential worker

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

My mom is finally cancer free! Also, my best friend of 20 years might move to the city I live in :)

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Listen. If you separate the dessert side, and debone and shred that chicken, I would 100% try the bite with the grape on it.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is bizarre! Do you think she might have weird stomach acid production? Like, maybe she uses the string to evacuate some sort of gross stomach fluid? I am going to lose sleep over this

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Thank you, kind stranger!

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Divorce her immediately.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

She was considering speaking up about the teacher having six fingers

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

The Shining, then Practical Magic

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but, what about a Good Cat With a Gun? Endless lives could be saved!

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Indeed. I found it both shallow and pedantic.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Holy crap. I've lived in Portland for the last 2 years and I have been shocked by how unattractive everyone is. I'm not saying I'm a model or anything, but JFC it's like everyone hovers around a 4-5

 

Hello! I really, really love bok choy, but every time I prepare it it turns a little sour. My intent is to eat it as part of a simple vegetable stir fry.

I love blanching when it comes to green beans/peas, steaming when it comes to Broc/cauli, and stir fried for all else..

What is your favorite way to prepare bok choy to achieve the best crunchy-and-tender texture?

 

I swear, ~~every time~~ most of the time I see someone being particularly rude, ignorant, and inappropriate on a post (usually political in origin, or they swing it to being political) I click on their profile and see it has been created that same day.

They are only there to sow discord. Only to piss people off. Idk if we can just report them (for what?) but I'd like to try exposing them before responding and interacting..

I am guilty of gobbling up the bait. I've started looking at profiles of people that piss me off exceptionally and noticed they're burner bot loser accounts.

I guess i just want to say I've noticed it!

 

When I used rif, you could swipe a post and delete it from your screen. Sometimes I want to hide a post so I don't get triggered or pissed off each time I refresh my screen and see it there, mocking me ... I only see options to block user, community, instance. Y no block post?

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AK TSA

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Sometimes, I open the fridge (or a cabinet) and just see some condiment (mostly hot sauce) and realize it will dictate my diet for the next month.

Like today. I opened my bachelor/nihilist fridge and saw a bottle of Walmart steak sauce. Now, I know, I guess I must eat steak inspired meals, or ground beef inspired meals, or whatever but my favorite is over easy eggs with steak sauce. Or, any sandwich. Also, boiled potatoes, because I am a genius that hates themself. Also green vegetables.

Sriracha is similar. I see it and think, "oh, you TEASE!" and then put on a pot of rice and start blanching all my veggies.

I see some local "Louisiana Hot Sauce" in my hot sauce cabinet? Looks like I'm eating pizza for a few weeks because I love the dipping options.

I'm sure this has been a big, annoying, reddit/Lemmy monstrosity of a conversation already; I just wanted to ask what anyone else was assigned to eat by the Condiment Royal Family/Lineage/deity to obey this morning.

 

Hello! So, I have always joked around with my friends about how when you say a particular word a few times, you start to question if it even is a word, or if it is spelled that way, etc.(think of tubing, or smock as examples) I have noticed in the past few weeks that I (37yr) am having that problem with almost any word that I try to write. We are talking about "and/it/the/Patrick" and whatnot, and it is really making problems for me at work.

Does anyone else have this problem! Does your brain automatically make all words sound fake?

And, yes, all words are made up.. I am talking about the ones that currently reside in common speech.

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