dodslaser

joined 1 year ago
[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok, hear me out: What if we were to dig a system of narrow tunnels under the city, and then let people drive through them. Of course, cars would need to be on some form of automated tracks to make it safe. Then you could link up multiple cars and make long lines of cars following the tracks to the same destination.

It's a brand new concept, I know, but modern problems require modern solutions. Maybe we can sell hats and flamethrowers to generate support.

(/s in case it wasn't obvious)

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you really be proficient in a language you didn't invent?

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want nothing but potatoes in my chips!

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 9 points 1 year ago

Careful scream

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 3 points 1 year ago

I fire 120 mm high-explosive rounds

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 6 points 1 year ago

That's kind of arbitrary though, and very dependent on humidity.

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 29 points 1 year ago

rust: "You just translated someone else's essay"

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly this will probably not change unless attacks become so frequent that paying the ransom is more expensive than hiring competent people and teaching them proper opsec.

It's bound to happen at some point, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 3 points 1 year ago

I think "user" in this case means "employee". Phishing is by far the most common point of entry.

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

clears table to make room for giant Yu-Gi-Oh playmat

It's time to duel, bitch!

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