chocosoldier

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[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

yes because having assigned reading material directly and specifically relevant to the subject of the class is exactly the same as registering for a website full of shitposts and propaganda bots. remember when you got all that spam from opening your textbook, and there was an entire chapter calling you out for being a little bitch?

that's the stupidest comparison i've ever heard.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"hey there's this thing called lemmy, check it out some time" <- leading a horse to water

"ok you have to register an account on lemmy, it's part of your grade" <- shoving a hose down the horse's throat and cranking the spigot

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 months ago

requiring my students to create Lemmy accounts

No. Nobody likes registering accounts for random services because an authority figure told them they had to, I feel like if it were me I would do the bare minimum of interacting that I was required to and never look at the service again out of resentment.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

the joke is the guy bitching about illiteracy thinks 40 words is too much to read

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

native english speaker here, the joke comes across fine and I literally laughed out loud. people who try to police words/grammar/humor like the guy you're replying to are pathetic losers and nobody likes them. keep making funnies in my language and i'll keep laughing and upvoting them!

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

whine about literacy

proceed to call two sentences "a lot of words" and pretend it's a lot to read

this guy desperately making an asshole of himself trying to troll people is funnier than the meme

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

i think you're just salty that your inbox blew up with people telling you what an idiotic blowhard you sound like

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

linguistic prescriptivism is for weird losers bent on controlling others' thoughts. the joke is fine, i think you're upset about something else here.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

more like

"have you seen Mindless Action 7: Ultimate CG 3: The Reckoning yet?"

no, I don't keep up with Marvel movies, they just don't appeal to me.

"well it's insert 30 minute lore dump and it ties into the ending of Space Hero Movie 3 because insert 20 minute side rant about Space Mask Guy's entire history while also being an indirect sequel to Weird Magic Dude 6 because of when Weird Magic Dude altered the timeline by extended synopsis of Weird Magic Dude 2, 5, and 6 which ties into the Unremarkables Netflix series, that's why indicipherable gibberish, and then The Bulk eats a car with Alien Skin Chin inside and Shrinky Dinky has to get him back out again! It's amazing, you gotta see it!"

idk man i watched Metal Noggin and Space Hero Movie and didn't really care for either of them, the genre just doesn't appeal to me. i'm glad you have a thing you like but it's not really my bag.

goes to internet "why are people so vocal about not liking marvel movies, as if we care?".

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

The fiddle itself is a handicap too, gold is an awful material for an instrument.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

I've been saying for eight years he'd be more dangerous as a martyr than his stupid alive self.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

it's kind of dramatic to frame "hey it's not cool to use our platform to jokingly encourage would-be assassins" as "capitulation" to such-and-such political movement. by all means make assassination jokes in private but it's different when it's through a megaphone like that - we live in an age of stochastic terror man, that shit's been weaponized for a decade now and it's silly to pretend it isn't as long as the "joke" reflects your own feelings. this is some maga-level mental gymnastics, maybe think more about it.

 
 
 
 
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