ZeroCool

Messi is the Toy Story of soccer.

Edit: Ah, never change lemmings. 🙄

Justice delayed is justice denied. This country is well and truly fucked.

Russian assets deny being Russian assets. Cool beans, ya fuckin’ traitors.

These people love their magic words. Of course, they never actually work, but it's not going to stop them from continuing to try.

Tim Pool is a Kremlin mouthpiece. Least surprising news of the year. But oh boy, am I looking forward to the next episode of Knowledge Fight now. Should be a doozy.

Hmm I done goofed 🤷‍♂️ Try this:

https://i.imgur.com/rShQHYo.mp4

[Trump pulls out a sharpie and starts circling the wrong part of the map]

"I AM PLACING TARIFFS ON PENGUINS UNTIL THEY GIVE US THEIR OIL AND SHOW ME HOW TO DO ALL THE DANCE MOVES FROM HAPPY FEET!"

Hey now, it's just the onion, there's no need to start cursin' willy-nilly here.

Did we listen to the same episode? Because Robert Evans made it clear that real experts in falconry find RFK Jr’s practices wildly inappropriate.

Being interested in something doesn’t mean he’s good at it.

Yep. He’s dumber than anyone gave him credit for.

If cats didn't want to be pestered, they should've thought about that before they decided to have such cute lil feets.