VanitasTheUnversed

joined 1 year ago
[–] VanitasTheUnversed@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think you're 12 or 13 and lying about being 20, judging by your writing style and use of emoticons.

[–] VanitasTheUnversed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Paladin Fairy?

"I AM DEVOUT TO MY GOD!" Gets flicked across the room

[–] VanitasTheUnversed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Frission, maybe?

[–] VanitasTheUnversed@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fucking hated school. I remember my freshman math teacher would give us packets with work for each day of the week. I would finish my folder of work either Monday or Tuesday and would just sleep. I had an A in that class for my work and my tests.

I failed that class because "participation is half your grade" Get fucked, cunt.

[–] VanitasTheUnversed@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I saw a house in Phoenix that was in my price range. I thought, "Wow, this house has a lot of natural light."

The last photo was a picture of the roof, or lack thereof.

"This app isn't available for your device because it was made for an older version of Android."

No. People are afraid to die because they know the light at the end of the tunnel is Jersey.

[–] VanitasTheUnversed@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone asked me if I was from Jersey. Bitch, do I look like use a whole bottle of bronzing lotion?

To be fair, we had this available for years. Now it's just fully native.

So, uh, I have no idea if my chaotic good monitors have different dpi. I guess I'm just used to it lol

 

I recently lost my Nitecore MT06MD rechargeable pen light. What do you guys recommend for a low profile, rechargeable EDC?

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