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Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart (feddit.de)
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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] ipha@lemm.ee 117 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Chaotic good here. They have different DPI too so you're never quite sure where your mouse is going to end up.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago

OK, calm down Satan....

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago

You can use a software called LittleBigMouse to make this better. It's really nice in my experience with 2 1080p screens and one 4k. All roughly the same size

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I spend hours aligning their bottoms and virtual position so now my three screens transfer the mouse exactly in their vertical middle.

I also use a tiling WM with tons of workspaces and if I switch workspaces my mouse gets reseted into the middle of the workspace anyway.

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[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Chaotic good (3 displays) here

My old monitor is not going to waste :)

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[–] moonpiedumplings@programming.dev 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

where does diagonal fall?

[–] NateSwift@beehaw.org 24 points 1 year ago

This is horrendous. I love it

[–] therandoe@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

I feel like all in the chaotic column should have at least one diagonal monitor.

[–] popcar2@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

Hell, probably.

[–] Rowsdower@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What about this?

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Imagine having to manually adjust your tint setting. NTSC, man. Literally shaking in my SMH.

This message brought to you by PAL gang and team SECAM.

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[–] Bdaman@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I present you with my masterpiece

[–] h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev 26 points 1 year ago

Looking at your picture makes my neck hurt.

[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

It doesn't bother you looking up or are you a giraffe ?🦒

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[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Needs more RGB.

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[–] Kruulos@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Chaotic evil here. No regrets.

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Stock exchange broker's home setup.

[–] lea@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

So jealous of the foot heater.

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[–] Dukeofdummies@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Am I the only chaotic neutral here? I code on the right and do everything else on the left.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm chaotic neutral but with a third monitor on the left.

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[–] Sigma_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Nope. I'm a new convert and I love it. Laptop monitor to the left of the big landscape for random screens. It's fantastic

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Chaotic Good"

aka "I got this monitor for free from someone else"

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel attacked, the pc came with a 4:3 monitor for you information... the bigger one was a the gift

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what about having a tv across the room as a second monitor?

[–] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you only use the TV to watch media, you're lawful neutral. If you use it for gaming or anything else, you're chaotic good.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

It's still going to be better than screen on budget laptops. I am convinced my laptop's screen is 30Hz and it surely wasn't manufactured to produce colors.

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ummmm... how about 2 vertical monitors above each other?

That's how I got this long ass screenshot, for example:

I don't know how else to do that, so I fixed it with hardware ʘ‿ʘ

But otherwise, true neutral.

[–] sam2099@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ultrawide flipped vertical?

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[–] twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Hard disagree. More monitors is morally better.

Vertical monitors are good for code, too.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One monitor isn't true neutral. It's broke-ass bitch. That's me. I'm a broke-ass bitch.

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If you don't care about them matching, thrift stores can have some really good deals.

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[–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tilted 22 degree to maximize the potential line length that can be displayed.

https://gigazine.net/gsc_news/en/20211203-ideal-monitor-rotation-for-programmers/

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[–] Fal@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How about only a laptop monitor?

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[–] Knightfox@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's not how I would want to be all the time, but Chaotic Neutral is really great for reviewing documents in a PDF.

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[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Lawful Good here. Flight Simulator in 3x 32” 4k

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[–] sag@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

What about using Android Tab or Phones as second monitor?

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So Chaotic Evil just gets way more screen real estate than everybody else?

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[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I'm Chaotic Neutral (although my vertical monitor is on the left). It was an experiment that stuck because I like being able to read more lines of code at once.

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

Not a programmer though, I make videos

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[–] Dee@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago

Love my lawful evil setup, works great!

[–] spikespaz@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Monitor setup at my desk

What am I?

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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty much chaotic evil, with a laptop.

One thing I will say: anyone who has a single window spanned across multiple monitors needs battering. "Oh, yah, I fookin' love 'aving un two-centimeter black bar in middul of me Word doccumant". Unhinged sociopaths, all of them.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Lawful neutral at home and Chaotic neutral at work

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Guess I'm chaotic evil

[–] rainynight65@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about those who eschew multi monitor setups in favour of an ultrawide?

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

basically neutral good without bezels

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