UrPartnerInCrime

joined 1 year ago
 

Maybe some alien civilization does know about us, but it slightly afraid since we spec'ed in the war tree instead of space travel.

They kept letting us advance our war machines until one day they needed us. To help stop a greater evil; since they went space exploration instead of guns

I'm too tired to make this witty but something about it leading to the MAGA movement being a bubble

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes cause calling anyone you slightly disagree a rapist is mature

Edit: my b o got the rape and sexist facist comments mixed up

I literally was just commenting on you username. Didn't even know it was a sex thing. I was gunna call you put for making a second profile at first haha

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Lol k

I was just trying to comment on your name change

Do you just want to fight with everyone? Chill

Edit: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet

"As the Internet grew, women became more common. Interestingly enough, men pretending to be women also became more common as well; it soon became apparent that announcing you were female online (and thus a geek girl) was a way to get lots of attention and accommodation from other users, even to the point of some of them being tricked into mailing gifts, cash, or passwords. In some circles the backlash was huge and violent, leading to anyone claiming to be female to instantly be accosted with demands of "proof" "

We fought over some dumb shit like twice and you're throwing out the worst comments you can think of. You shouldn't feel good about yourself

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Well it it's anything, I argued with you earlier thinking you were a dude

Will still probably continue to argue with you regardless

Nah, the story is diffrent from that.

They went to the hospital saying they were in the woods with another individual who shot them and stole their stuff while the 2 managed to get away.

Wife later comes in and says the 2 were drunk on the porch and one fired a .22 into the others back. Said victim turned around and fired 6 shots into first guys back. All shots were stopped but still cause damage.

The 2 guys come out and said they made the first story to stop anyone from getting in trouble.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (9 children)

You lost your Mana?

Hey I did my job with great praise

I'm just saying it's the same premise. Yeah mine is more extreme, but that was the point. I could have picked a more fun and less serious job I've had, but I picked that one to show how dramatic it can be.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I used to work as a life guard when I was younger. I didn't give a shit about kids running around the pool. It's my job to give them bandages when they scrape their knee. It's not like I'd rather be looking at the pool. Plus there would usually be a hot sibling or mother so I'd take advantage and shoot my shot while doing it, it was a nice break.

This is not the place I meant to put this :/

 

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Trump wants Isreal to go harder. Even in that statement.

 
 
 
 
 

Man was sidelined after back surgery

 
 

Let's not body shame

 
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