TomMasz

I will vote for Democrats for every position and hope like hell it all works out.

And I just washed the floor!

I hardly text and your call is going to voice mail. Phone things are not the reason I have a smartphone. I'd be happy with an updated Palm Pilot with connectivity.

There's just enough ambiguity in his apology that you can't be sure he's apologizing for the orgy or just the guy that OD'd on Viagra.

Apparently, he fell off a pedestrian bridge into the Genesee, the police say they have surveillance video. Divers were searching the river but hadn't found anything last I looked. They didn't say which bridge or how they knew he fell. A sad story, regardless.

Someone will have to explain to her (slowly) what perjury means, her being a Trump and all.

For a "genius", he sure is slow on the uptake.

Delusional.

"Democratic race against Biden"? Uh, are you sure about that?

I choked on one the chef forgot to remove in a restaurant once. I'd say they're not just floating there, they're waiting.

Uh, mirrors are everywhere, not to mention various reflective surfaces.

One-handed clap.