Todesschnitzel

joined 1 year ago
[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Die FDP ist der beste Beweis dafür wie korrupt unsere Politik und wie dumm unser Volk ist.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Its looking at the cam like: "You're next!" It is already growing on me!

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Dude is conjuring up all possible fates from the multiverse

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

But I'm not D: (Nah, its great that he is. But without any deeper knowledge about his illness, to potentially have it in the future for example, is simply put terrifying to me)

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Death is inevitable. It has to happen at some point. Thus you should settle your affairs in due time. But that is up to you. And has little to do with my point does it?

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Death doesn't have to be negative. Just imagine going out guns blazing as flames erupt all around you, or going to sleep never to wake up again, peaceful. Because it is only natural to die one day. You don't have to run from it. Just embrace it and make the best out of it.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Exactly my thoughts!! Every time I deny them that right. Just out of pure spite.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

It will heal in death. Our deaths. And then no one will be traumatised ever again! Because no more humans exist! The system is perfect!

Edit: I seem to have had a stroke: If we do not have children, only THEN will no one be traumatised again. Please excuse my sieve of a brain.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAaAAaaaaaAaAaAah!!!!!!

Poor dude. Man thats nightmare fuel.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Shit I would be happy in that sitch.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

Der Panzer muss halt irgendwo stehen kekw. Das die nicht an ihrer Umgebung interessiert sind sieht man doch schon and den SUVs!

Edit: Der Erste ist sogar ein E-Wagen. Hmm. Weiß nicht wie die Lage in dem Fall ist.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder: violence is always a solution, but optimally you shouldn't exert too much force, on already strained sinews.

So do this: Pull on the finger. Lightly do so and you will feel the joint-parts separate. And eventually the sinew should jump over.

Let it pass over the joint, without the pain than normally follows, when having one stuck.

Still don't overdo it.

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