Syd

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[–] Syd@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's probably a slight mistranslation so I don't mean any offense but, I'm finding"entry-level restaurant" hilarious.

Imagine Alexander, who after years of hard work and dedication to his craft finally moves on to a professional level restaurant. On the way in he sees an overconfident novice kitted out in the newest gear, silk napkin smoldering at his side. Escaping from singed mustache hairs a rasp can be heard, "Don't eat the fire... Don't eat... The fire."

"Poor guy never stood a chance, came here having never even seen a flambe?? I've trained for this, I've got this, I might not have the best gear but those forks and knives become a part of me when it's time to dine".

Alexander reassures him self, attempting to squelch the nerves steaming from his soul.

His teeth grit, hands clench, breath ceases for just a moment upon hearing the words.

"Do you have a reservation?"

Suddenly the seriousness of the situation struck Alexander, then with a cool confident sigh he knew he would succeed. No plate, bowl, or flaming pan would stop him.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey are there any sites similar to how Etsy used to be? I used to love it back in the day.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Even though the title and article are extremely misleading, this is cool and would be pretty easy to build. Probably going to hurt myself.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

I've done this in the past and it works great. Canadian coverage was much more calm and their commercials far less disruptive than what I was used to.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

We need to put people in debt in prison, until they can pay off their debts!

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Are you trying to drop hints to Microsoft?

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Scores and scores

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

You probably won't.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dark cloud 2

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Push-pops are what I knew them as, they were everywhere. Gas stations, ice cream trucks, grocery stores, it's crazy to me you've never seen them.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Technically they're on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It's heterochromia guys, jeeze.

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