Stumblinbear

Sure but if they're trying to send new requests while the others are still retrying, then it will result in the same thing

Calls as in network requests not phone calls

Not in the slightest unfortunately. Often customers don't even know what customers want, and the subgroup that actually responds to these aren't necessarily "average"

Thank you. I've personally not worked at a company yet that actually sold this data or moved it outside of our internal systems. It exists purely to drive business decisions

My company collects a ton of data, but it doesn't leave our servers. We use it purely to drive internal decisions based on how people actually use the software

Oddly the "where you clicked" report does drive decisions for updates. We (as a developer) use that information to drive UI decisions and determine which flows are more important and should be more easily available

Oat milk is objectively worse in taste. I actually hate it

You know you can do those things without a car right....? Right...!?

His problem wasn't offering the deal, his problem was saying yes after they called his bluff

He like.. actually legally agreed to it before he looked into it at all. What a fucking dumbass

Are you kidding? The government will dig themselves deeper into debt with or without it. Regardless, "I can't stop giving people cancer because otherwise it would cut into my profits" is a uniquely shitty thing to say.