SolarMonkey

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[–] SolarMonkey 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This pairs nicely with anxiarrhea: the shits you get when you get really anxious, especially prevalent in the morning before work.

I don’t think that’s a word, just what I call it..

You stresslax over the weekend and bam! The anxiarhhea hits Monday morning.

[–] SolarMonkey 6 points 1 month ago

I wouldn’t either, and I’m one of the people who knows me.

[–] SolarMonkey 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually have a number of games that are Ubisoft that I love. They aren’t super new or anything, but they aren’t flops by my metrics (granted, I bought them used long after launch)

I didn’t know they were when I got them, then the ubiconnect thing comes up and I just don’t do that, and it’s just a game that takes longer to load than it should.

Idk about any super bad practices, maybe PC is different from console stuff? (which is how I play, hence used game market, because I can sell it later if needs must) or is this something that spans console as well? What sort of bad practices?

[–] SolarMonkey 19 points 1 month ago (15 children)

It has gotten to the point where the people I know just wholly believe almost everything I say, unless I preface or follow up with “I’m pretty sure that’s right but now I’m gunna double check” (and if I’m wrong because of new info, or I misremembered something, I totally own it, and read the correction from someone else out loud)

I could so very easily horribly mislead all the people I know, because I’m a random information machine, but I almost never say things I’m not entirely sure about without the preface or follow up combined with actively looking it up and setting the record straight. If I turned evil, it would take them years to realize it was intentional.

New people are fun. They challenge me a lot on things I don’t need to preface or follow up. Never works out that well for them, but we get to learn about each other!

[–] SolarMonkey 22 points 1 month ago

Good reason to be an ex.

[–] SolarMonkey 20 points 1 month ago

I think this game is called car jam mania or something like that. The cars can’t turn and you have to figure out how to get them out before the timer runs out and the cops show up to start issuing citations. The more citations get handed out the lower your score :(

[–] SolarMonkey 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a few stores locally that shuffle around yearly, in small obnoxious ways.. drives me nuts, and I try to avoid them.

And I won’t even set foot in Best Buy anymore. With their new “tech lounge” redesign, they made it so there’s stuff everywhere, but not where you expect it to be, and not in logical places, so you basically have to ask someone. The employees also think it’s intensely stupid, but corporate wants you asking for help so someone can upsell you on crap you don’t want or need that they don’t know anything about anyway. No, random high schooler, I don’t need your advice on computer components.. You don’t even know what I’m doing with the computer, and I can guarantee I know more about it than you do, since I know that bleeding-edge graphics card you keep trying to sell me on isn’t even compatible with my ancient hardware.. Just show me where to find the bottom-tier card I’m asking for and stfu. (Based on a true story)

It doesn’t make me impulse buy anything, it made me frustrated and angry.

[–] SolarMonkey 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Afaik, the closest walmart is way further than an actual grocery store, since we shut down their plans to pave a marshy woodland to set up a super center eyesore just across the highway (walking distance from my place; that would have been a nightmare). idk, I haven’t shopped there in over 20 years. Don’t really plan to start now for the sake of convenience, since that’s how we got that mess in the first place, but I appreciate the info all the same :)

[–] SolarMonkey 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Around here, that stuff tacks on a huge convenience fee for pick and pack, making it actively not worth doing. Last I looked, it was some $18 fee no matter how many items, and I’d still have to drive 20 min to pick it up, so might as well just.. do my own shopping. (For reference, I live alone in a semi-rural area, so each trip is like $100)

Now if I could get it delivered (same fee, but nobody has a service area that overlaps my address), that’d be a different story.

[–] SolarMonkey 15 points 1 month ago

I shouldn’t have read that..

[–] SolarMonkey 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe this is the timeline where we start the Borg..

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