SimonHoogwerff

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Victory for Europe’s farmers as Brussels caves in on emissions targets and eating less meat in c/europe@feddit.de
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This is an absolute loss for climate change. They're now allowing those farmers to continue with their nitrogen and greenhouse emissions.

Scientists unveil methane munching monster, 100 million times faster than nature in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

America is slowly switching to the metric system: metric pounds, metric feet, you know...

Scientists unveil methane munching monster, 100 million times faster than nature in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What makes farts flammable then?

I have an electrical engineering joke but it will probably meet resistance in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

I have a military joke, but I couldn't defend it

Trump backs requests for TV coverage of his federal criminal trial in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

He's also the same color as OJ.

Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris.

Trump vows to expand Muslim ban and bar Gaza refugees if he wins presidency in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

Also, he will build a wall, and the Palestinians will pay for it.

'Scandalous': Anger as BBC 'refuse to cover' anti-Brexit rally in London in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Bre-united and it feels so good.

Yes I actually had an argument about this in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

Because suicide bombers wear them only once?

Numerous Tesla owners say they've been trapped inside their EVs after they lost power. Here's how to manually open a Tesla door if you get stuck inside. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do the brakes brake by wire, or break by wire?

They're not supposed to look like that in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A half nut vs a total nut

The Russians hunting for cheap flats in occupied Mariupol in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I reckon that after the war most buildings will be newly built.

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Steal this meme (derp.foo)
 
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