Redsamuraiman

joined 11 months ago
[–] Redsamuraiman@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

I need you to do something for me man. I need you to go to a dollar store, Walmart, whatever and get a "Globe" G-L-O-B-E. If they need details, say "Planet Earth" or "World".

Believe it or not I've been told that a Globe is the most accurate map when it comes to showing the entire world. Hawaii and Alaska should be the same shapes you see here on your typical American map but I need you to see their distance from each other. Trust bro it surprised me too!

[–] Redsamuraiman@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

Yes. If I can wait for the Dune movie in February, video game nerds can also wait.

It's up to the companies to coast and ration their resources accordingly.

[–] Redsamuraiman@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Can't have trees be too lit (on fire).

[–] Redsamuraiman@beehaw.org 10 points 11 months ago

Does German Suplex

[–] Redsamuraiman@beehaw.org 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bird: "I don't know man, shit's fucked"

Jeff Bezos: "Damn, you right. Pollution going down tonight!"

[–] Redsamuraiman@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

Worst Premade Ever (WPE)

They are British, one of their editors is from New Zealand. They threatened to replace their editors' livers with live badgers if they unionized. 10/10 would watch the surgery.