ProtonEvoker

joined 1 year ago
[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I’M A MARRIED MAN!”

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Might I introduce you to the works of Maurice Leblanc and his most famous character, the gentleman thief Arsène Lupin, codifier of the phantom thief trope.

He would sent a message telling his victim that he planned to steal their most valuable treasure, and then would leave a letter behind afterwards explaining exactly how he did it.

Mostly known outside of France today from his appearance as Joker’s initially Persona in Persona 5, and his Franco-Japanese grandson, Lupin the Third.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Which is French for “steal something valuable in the most obvious way to show people how smart you are”.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

The kind of code an idiot would put on their luggage.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Something I came across after having to have glass removed from my hand: there’s no specific term for a doctor that specializes in hands.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Don’t know, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that transmog before.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

While endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago
[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

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