Aunty Donna are Aussies.
Praxinoscope
It says "4 players locally or online" in the linked video
Buying a modern record on vinyl often comes with a code to download the digital version in a high quality format. Check the item description to see if it's included. You could buy it, download the music, and then sell the record to a local shop or donate it if you can't keep it when you travel.
Alternatively, buy the CD and use a disk drive, if you have access to one, to rip the music into a computer.
Do you have access to therapy? This sounds like depression and the best way forward is to talk to a doctor.
The author recommends SteerMouse in the article
Therapy Gecko, Bad Friends, Podcast But Outside
The Talisman and along with it The Black House doesn't get enough love
Honestly, doing laundry in the basement when I lived on the 3rd floor was the most annoying part of having no elevator.
We still love our teal in San Jose
The point is to show that Heathcliff is almost always unnecessary to the original comic, to the point where removing him changes little if anything about the joke. It also highlights how the jokes are lame and barely make sense with our without Heathcliff.
I've also thrown my bike in the trunk and then biked home. Easy option for those able to bike and live close enough. Also, lots of cities now have bike share stations all around.