NotBillMurray

And Palestine. Shit is going to get uglier than it was already.

Same

Last time we had him over for a barbecue we had to throw away a whole goddam cooler full of burgers.

How would we detach a land locked state? I'm here for your idea, I'm just wondering about the logistics.

Squish the Dakotas together and make PR a state, we wouldn't even need a new flag.

Do you guys have trump zero?

Yeah, my initial reaction was "well if he's willing to shoot me I might as well shoot back". But thinking about it, I'm a white cis man, I can't imagine being in a situation like that and knowing that if I did retaliate I would more than likely be the one persecuted by the police.

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called "One big Dakota". We wouldn't even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

Hey, there could be Hamas tunnels under those journalists!

Sir, this is a Wendy's

The world is on fire around us, even in places where it's only smoldering people don't want to consign their children to the flames.

Plus I'm fairly certain he ate my son, which is a major bummer.