MobileTechGuy

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[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the angel of the lord came unto me, Snatching me up from my place of slumber, And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself, And he brought me unto a vast farmland of our own Midwest, And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil; One thousand, nay, a million, voices full of fear, And terror possessed me then, And I begged "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?", And the angel said unto me "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, Tomorrow is harvest day, and to them, it is the holocaust!" And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat, Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"

[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, this escalated rather quickly....

 
[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

It's a joke. Lighten up.

Also, label it what you want, but I'm a millennial.

 
 
[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

..... and you wanted to share this with the class because....

[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Challenge time!

 
 
 
[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His name was Robert Paulson.

[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Cakes, fork and knife and an appetite.

Cables, I have gotten a larg amount of velcro cable ties to consolidate. As far as where they get down to the floor, I use some sleeving to just tidy it all up.

 
[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't this his fourth indictment?

[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

My old one survived an 8-story fall onto concrete after my wedding. Just crazy durable

[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Love it. Use their own weapons against them

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