MeatPilot

Is this a slave & dom thing?

So this is why someone had to feel my balls before I could play sports?

😱 oh no

It's not just a phase this time.

Gonna get that batussy.

Tucker made the mistake of dressing up as a couch for Halloween.

Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.

Was called the "Tragic Cinderella Sizzler" by local newspapers.

In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.

Do you wish to know more?

Goddamn