Matthew_Gasoline

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Elon Musk Fans Are Losing So Much Money to Crypto Scams in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

"A fool and their money will soon be parted."

My residential compound turns out to be haunted by a ghostly chicken. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Chicken arise!...... Arise chicken....Chicken arise!"

We watched 20 Trump rallies. His racist, anti-immigrant messaging is getting darker. in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

"Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains."

Be careful. in c/technology@lemmy.world
What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Next time you're eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.

Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.

The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.

A dog is not the opposite of a cat in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
1990 Pontiac Trans Sport SE in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just don't put anything on the dashboard.

A manipulated video shared by Musk mimics Harris' voice, raising concerns about AI in politics in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups."

"How old am i" and "where are my pants" in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

One in three Republicans now think Donald Trump was wrong candidate choice in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Something about laying in a bed you made yourself...

The governor of Kansas vetoed four anti-abortion measures. Republicans rammed them through anyway. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

“We must learn to live together as brothers or we will perish together as fools." -MLK Jr

The governor of Kansas vetoed four anti-abortion measures. Republicans rammed them through anyway. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All I said is it is misleading. Your points don't lead to the same conclusion the TLDR does.

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