Marcumas

Since when did every little kid have a suit? I never knew anyone with one when I was a kid

The opening lines of that song were from The Dark Crystal.

17 Again is a fun one.

This is fine. Global warming definitely isn't real. This is just another once in a lifetime forest fire that keeps happening every year for some reason.

How many of these houses are close to public transit, or close to cities with jobs?

I had a DeLorean for a few years. The amount of attention it got made me never want to drive it. The constant Back to the Future jokes will drive you insane

Redhat 5.1. I had no idea what I was doing.

This only works because it's like $30. If this was a $60-70 game, I don't think it goes over well with the public. Nintendo is the only one that seems to get away with that

Are there any decent alternatives coming out soon?

You do both tests, but the breathalyzer they use at the scene isn't accurate enough, so if you fail either test, they take you to the station to use their fancy breathalyzer.

Time to bring back AltaVista.

This seems similar to Hunter Thompson's schedule except with way less cocaine