Luccus

joined 1 year ago
[–] Luccus@feddit.de 172 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If my 3D printer has a problem, it's not working properly.

When my 2D printer throws a fit, it's because it's doing its job of being a vicious piece of shit perfectly.

Important difference.

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Friend who isn't a degenerate: What are you laughing at?

Me: panic

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

No plans. But lots of plants. I want to see them growing to double my height and more.

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Father Grigori is overdoing it with the traps lately.

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Fair point, will do… at some point in the future.

Edit #1: You people are expecting way too much reasonability from someone using emojis to login.

Edit #2: Urgh! FINE. Have your sensible title that actually means something and betters everyones experience. angrily sips water >:(

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] Luccus@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

I don't think anyone takes this seriously. It's just fun to come up with the worst password policies.

Just imagine the error: "Sorry, your password could not be set. If you decide to include more than one animal, make sure they get along or include a zookeeper as well."

Fucking brilliant.

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Interrogator: "You think you're so funny… WHAT. IS. THE. PASSWORD!!!"

A guy, tied to a chair, bloodied and crying: "Amogus, it's a drawing of the Amogus guy."

The interrogator prepares another round of fists

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Edit #2: ICE is a type of train in germany. I mistook "ICE cars" as meaning trains and was wondering how flying is supposed to be more efficient than trains. Hence my confusion.

OG comment (invalid, see Edit #2): Where are these numbers coming from?

I cannot find any source for the 3-4l/passenger/km claim. I cannot find any source for the claim that planes are more efficient. Nothing comes even near this claim.

https://ourworldindata.org/travel-carbon-footprint

https://www.eea.europa.eu/publications/rail-and-waterborne-transport

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-49349566

Can you please provide a source?

Edit #1: I just want to add that my old combustion car (VW Up! / Seat Mii / Skoda Citigo) burned around 4.2l/100km. So I according to you, if I had another person with me, I'd beat both planes and trains with what stands uncontested as the most inefficient form of transport?

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