I honestly don't understand how someone can take this or OP's post as a serious statement. I feel like both are extremely obvious jokes.
It's like a line I like to say: "I'm the smartest, prettiest, most humble person in the world." No one has ever taken that seriously, and for good reason. It's not meant to be.
The innovation of DRM and Intels SGX extention is the reason no current-gen PC can play 4K Blurays in 4K.