Call their bluff!
If they're SO concerned and want help signing bans for imaginary problems into law, there are plenty of real issues worth trading for in exchange.
E.g. from now on, schools nationwide are additionally funded to both prohibit litterboxes for students that identify as cats and provide free and healthy school lunches.
Can address it by writing code that doesn't depend much on indentation, which also makes code more linear and easier to follow.