JizzmasterD

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You are compared with 99 other people chosen randomly. If you are better than everyone else in a specific domain, you win 1 million €/$. What do you choose? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I won a longest eyelashes contest when I was a baby at a county fair. Maybe that still holds up?

You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000 in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
not even fiction at this point in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago (7 children)

It was so good and so uncanny. We have so much but we just can’t respect each other.

Untitled Goose Game in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 months ago

No more than a quack…

Model posing in a bikini next to an ancient Roman mural of women in the same, Sicily, Italy, 1956 in c/historyporn@lemmy.world
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A real mosaic of experience

It's true. in c/vegan@lemmy.ml
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The arcane spell powerful enough to re-animate the flesh of the dead.

Model posing in a bikini next to an ancient Roman mural of women in the same, Sicily, Italy, 1956 in c/historyporn@lemmy.world
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Which one would you choose?

untitled in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

…now get to swabbin’!

we are but a gravy train in outer space in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Don’t be saucy

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
The lap settings in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago

Setting 3: lap too small, will only remain to thrash in hope of increasing surface area

Cat. in c/catsstandingup@lemmy.world
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