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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Track_Shovel to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

E: sorry, I realize this isn't actually a meme. I meant to post to /c/shitpost, but since this is already at 100 upvotes, I'm going to leave it.

It's ok. You don't have to comment that this is the wrong sub for this; I've got you covered.

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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You leave window loose, you get the goose!

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 6 months ago

And then it bites you in the caboose.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.de 20 points 6 months ago

Peace was never an option

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There’s an unhinged psychosis in those eyes.

[–] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Meh, live and let live.

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 months ago

No more than a quack…

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Those ambulatory kickballs are a damned nuisance. Pro tip: never stop your car when they're crossing the street unless they have young with them. Just slow down to idle speed and creep forward. They're stupid, but not suicidal, and we'll get out of the fucking way.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago

and we’ll get out of the fucking way.

This guy is a goose confirmed.

[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

What is their mission?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Canada geese are satans.

(Is that the roof of the Spine by any chance?)

[–] NotAViciousCyborg@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

We actually refer to them by their proper name here, the Canadian cobra-chicken.

[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Cobra Chickens

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago
[–] bquintb@midwest.social 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Have you ever eaten one, though? They're delicious and are colloquially known as the roast beef of the sky. I think they're so tender and delicious because they don't hold anything back, immediately letting all anger and negativity out as it arises.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 1 points 6 months ago

This is a meme. A meme is just a replicating idea.