Jank

joined 1 year ago
[–] Jank@literature.cafe 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think birds are just kind of smug and self assured in general.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 4 points 10 months ago

Well he only wants to remove "step-" so maybe the problem isn't the fictional backstory, but the details of said backstory...

Duelling banjos

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 3 points 10 months ago

Good thing our constitution has no mentions of rights for non citizens...

Oh wait...

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 5 points 10 months ago

When I was a kid scooters had little bike tires and bicycle handlebars, with bicycle breaks. Then these damn kids started making everything into blades and razors and the old scooters disappeared.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It's crazy how these Satanists are indoctrinating children. It's not like a child just naturally chooses to be a Satanist- their parents put them up to it.

Ain't gonna have none of that shit in our home- we take them to church every weekend and make sure they believe exactly what we believe or I'll tan their hides.

My eyes are so far apart...

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No no, I think everyone else is lurking in the dark and wringing their gloved hands as they salivate and plot to take my precious freedoms.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You act like people are just having sex all the time in real life, but as we all know real people rarely ever have sexual relationships. Now if the characters had to masturbate once a day to cartoon characters...

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago

Sure, that sounds pretty impressive, but without another sentient civilization to compare to, how do we know we're really doing all that great?

We might be the special education class in the universe.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 14 points 1 year ago

I like to give them diminutive nicknames. Bill is now Wittle Biwwy. You don't get to choose what we call you, asshole.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 1 points 1 year ago

Didn't he? Wasn't that The Shadow over Innsmouth? At least that wasn't a euphemism for anything... Oh... ohhh noo...

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 5 points 1 year ago

It's almost as if a lot of the people who are really into Lovecraft or are out to use Lovecraftian influences kind of miss the greater concept and just end up falling on, "Yeah. Squid monster. Also he drives you insane. Got some neat language to use on that latter bit."

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