IDontHavePantsOn

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[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I guess it depends on what view and what app your using, but on my phone with a small thumbnail in list view it looks like a butthole.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Basically every time a psilocybin study is conducted for use in mental health applications it's found to be beneficial. It's just that the DEA doesn't give a fuck and refuse to change the schedule of the drug even with countless studies showing it's effectiveness, as well as countless doctors, researchers, and institutes recommending they reduce psilocybin to schedule III.

Also, we all know what they were doing with that thumbnail.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

It took billions of years to make pacman and 14 years to make pacman 2. They should be able able to make GTA 6 in a week. GTA 7 should come out before Christmas.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

The sage is here, and he smells wonderful.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we're gon' near 1700 n' gettin 500 a gallon.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

A boy is throwing rocks into a lake. With each splash he worries that someone will tell him to stop. He starts with pebbles but after each toss and satisfying bloop, he feels a bit better and starts throwing larger and larger rocks.

As he picks up a large stone of 5lbs, he notices a family making their way to the beach. He drops the stone in a panic directly onto his foot and screeches in pain. The father of the family runs to the boys side. Without asking, he picks up the boy and carries him to a nearby boulder, sits him down and inspects the boys bleeding wound.

"What were you doing?" The father asked.

"I was seeing how far I could make it" replied the boy.


You're not the evil you think you are. It's late but I'll get back to you in the morning. PM me in the mean time.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You make dem der figures FPH n' you got a deal. I don't wanna be going no 600 yards a minute. I wanna be cruisin at 35000 yard and hour, ya hur?

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Could God make a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?

Could God make himself so visible that he couldn't be denied to exist?

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So this whole thing is Pisa baloney

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you found out she has gestational diabetes from anyone else but her, and that she's having a hard time, let it be. If she told you herself in an honest moment of comfort, tell her "I'm so sorry. That sucks." And let her vent. The last thing she wants is for anyone to make a big deal about it, solve her problems, or choose her diet.

Bring in donuts again. Seriously. She's an adult and can choose to eat them.

Bring in a more health conscious option. Once again, she can choose to eat it or not.

You're trying to find an option when most likely you shouldn't know about her personal health issues in the first place. Unless you have a very close relationship that you aren't letting us know about, you shouldn't be trying to figure out something to give her to make her feel better. She could very easily feel ostracized for her pregnancy in the first place. Employers arent super cool with pregnancies, let alone pregnancies that are in any magnitude more difficult.

What makes will make her feel better is a coworker that respects her space and private health matters. Don't treat her as special. Treat her as human.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

We get it. You've done acid.

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