HurlingDurling

joined 1 year ago
[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not saying that, it's just so slow and I don't see him in jail yet

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I always enjoy a good Indiana Jones

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I'm tired of seeing this deuce with articles like "George Santos faces arrangement..." or "George Santos new legal problems..."

I want to see a headline like "George Santos faces new challenges with his cellmate Fat John"

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🎵Grab a brush and put a little makeup Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup (Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup) Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?🎵

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that's the one thing that scares me from visiting Japan. I am a goof that somehow finds himself sometimes in bad situations accidentally, and I'm afraid of getting caught unable to communicate as to what really happened.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So... go buy a gun and shoot him myself? No thanks, voting is my weapon of choice and I use it like a machine gun

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 144 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (62 children)

Still waiting for the good guy with a gun they keep repeating

EDIT: OK everyone, yes he was the good guy with a gun. Thanks to everyone for pointing this out

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Be right back, going to get my mighty stick from my closet

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You're talking about over a hundred people being reckless which seems hard to believe.

I hope you never have to drive in Charlotte, NC during rush hour. We sometimes even shoot at each other instead of honking our horns over here.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

If you are anywhere in Gaza, you're going to get fucked by Israel

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