GreenMario

joined 1 year ago
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if, and this is just a suggestion, it was a real big explosion.

How big of a nuke would we need?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

That version is my favorite. Changing the fiddle to an electric guitar is masterstroke genius.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 77 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Always love this. "Go to therapy!" Gonna pay for it? "...no"

Well back to suppressing my emotions again. There is no emotion, there is only peace...

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

So that IS his baseball? I wasn't 100% but I did wonder for a second. Neat.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New Pride flag? πŸ˜‚

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

The extra days of the week is called Lazyday, Chillsday, and Beersday.

It is forbidden to work on these days, the Lord commands it.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 121 points 1 year ago (5 children)

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.

WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

o7

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Star Wars fans 🀝 Star Trek fans (Fuck JJ Abrams)

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I mean yes but maybe it's just really close to light speed.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

With the cheapo dollar store AA batteries.

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