DaGeek247

Dad doesn't have to be involved; could just be genetic.

Sure buddy.

Huh. That'll do it. What about a triangle where each person has to decide between the other two (as in Hollywood where the girl is trying to choose between two guys, but with an actual triangle as noted in the image), but still remains straight?

Very neat. But the fun part of this is that if you're poly/into more than one person, you are now a part of the LGBT group, not the straight one.

Note the above image, where the triangle shape requires that every person be into another person, with the tension being that if it's cishet, they have to choose only one person.

We aren't checking to see if a shape with LGBT people works, we know those do. We are checking to see if a cishet triangle is even possible.

Even numbers are pretty easy to solve at least. They can be straight or lgbt.

I posit that any love shape that includes an odd number of participants requires some form of deception, or at least one LGBT person in order to be valid.

Gotcha. That accounts for one pairing. What about the other two? You'd need at least a double mulan situation in order to have a chance at an actually straight love triangle.

Where the dude is into effiminate guys, or ...?

Try adding butt play into things. Seriously. Takes it to a whole new level.

For the last 26 years, Havoc said he has suffered from multiple breathing issues including asthma and has recently been diagnosed with obstructive sleep apnea.

He added: “I feel like this Lego piece has been the culprit for the last 26 years.”

I'm sorry bro but that Lego isn't the source of your sleep apnea.

Toxic Masculinity and Bad Women's Anatomy don't care about etymological technicalities.

Bad woman's anatomy combined with shitty masculinity turned on its head for comedic reasons.

People take the term "loose" literally and assume that sex changes the shape of a ladies insides if they have too much. Men beleiving it, and thinking it'll make things worse if they have a lady with a literal "loose" vagina make dumb comments about them being too "stretched out".

In this case, he had too much sex and he was the one that got stretched out this time.

Those feds fucked up so badly that 28 children died. There is no innocent party in that whole mess except for those kids.