Dude was 6 and putting Lego up his nose. That's some special level thinking.
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I know people who is 36 who put matchbox cars up their butt.
"People"? 🤔
I'm thinking he means one person.
And that person is them.
Don't knock it till you try it!
I know, right?!
The Simpsons did it first.
That episode is how I learned the word "pussilanimous."
I believe that was a crayon.
For the last 26 years, Havoc said he has suffered from multiple breathing issues including asthma and has recently been diagnosed with obstructive sleep apnea.
He added: “I feel like this Lego piece has been the culprit for the last 26 years.”
I'm sorry bro but that Lego isn't the source of your sleep apnea.
Ah, so that is why he was feeling bricked up.
Let me guess, he wanted to go to the hospital years ago but kept bricking it?
This guy didn't exactly win the intelligence lottery.
So are you suggesting he should have stuck more lego up to pull out the stuck one.
Or stuck a foot up there. As they are the natural enemy of lost lego bricks?
I’m ok with 6yo him. I’m surprised he never told a doctor about that thing having been up there in the past.
I doubt he remembered until literally that moment.
Wasn't this the plot of a House episode?
Edit: Yes! It was. Similar, at least. https://house.fandom.com/wiki/Mob_Rules#Clinic_Patient