DPRK_Official

joined 6 months ago
[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

The punchline goes a bit further than just imprisonment, see the Stanford Prison Experiment

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

How could our beloved leader engage in war crimes if we do not see war as a crime?

Checkmate, Westerners.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Our citizens pay taxes out of pure love and devotion to our Dear Leader. We don't have room for your silly Western moralities.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is fake Western news.

The lights illuminating the statues of our Dear Leader shine 24 hours a day.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

People view North Korea with contempt? Who would do such a thing?

No, seriously, we'd love to know so we can ~~send them to a reeducation camp~~ change their mind.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Trains do not derail in North Korea. It is forbidden.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Quiet, fool. Let it be known that no country is more democratic than the DPRK.

It's merely a coincidence our Dear Leader received 100% of the votes.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Those are photoshopped images from untrustworthy western media; do not trust them. Homes in North Korea shine as bright as our love for our esteemed leader.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Please stop sharing lies.

The highly esteemed Kim family does not require food, so your point is entirely redundant.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Not true. North Korean IT workers are the best in the world and are highly respected. They would never pretend to be silly American workers; they are far too busy working for our nation's blooming IT industry.

[–] DPRK_Official@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

There is only one size in Best Korea. It's derived from our Dear Leader's own measurements and called "Medium".

There will be no questions.

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