CouncilOfFriends

joined 1 year ago
[–] CouncilOfFriends 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bragging about how bad their gas mileage seems like the redneck's version of inserting vacation and cruise stories into conversations

[–] CouncilOfFriends 3 points 1 year ago

Dammit now I need to change my password

[–] CouncilOfFriends 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I delete all except one letter, and that letter is I. Good luck guessing whether it's an l or an I tho

[–] CouncilOfFriends 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, or relish either, just raw dogging it

[–] CouncilOfFriends 7 points 1 year ago

Look at Bezos over here, eating more than once a day

[–] CouncilOfFriends 20 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Let me translate for them:

I got mine, and I'm mad everyone isn't clapping for me

[–] CouncilOfFriends 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"

[–] CouncilOfFriends 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

Mormons are different as they don't drink alcohol. They will instead straight up ask couples whether they're trying to have a baby like it's the only possible topic

[–] CouncilOfFriends 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In OP's case it sounds like the VPN service is the whole reason they're using it. Not that I would recommend it, as their corporate IT likely has a policy against exactly this sort of thing

[–] CouncilOfFriends 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You are forgetting how much Trump has to pay Tim Apple. SAD!

Very unfair, but he is looking at it strongly

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