Copythis

joined 1 year ago
[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Like the police cars in GTA say on them, "Obey and Survive"

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I heard that "who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men is about ugly girls coming to the club.

I was explaining this to a coworker, and one of my female coworkers were around. After I said it, I looked at her and said "oh my gosh I'm so sorry" because I thought it was inappropriate to say at work.

She took it as I was calling her ugly! (she was though)

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay, we can all go home now, we found the winner

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

I was helping my mom shop for a new car, and we discovered she needed the requirement of "physical AC controls".

Everything is all on the touch screen.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

When my kid was about 4, he had an absolute meltdown over seeing the moon during the day. Poor guy was so upset

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

LASERJET COPIERS ARE SUPERIOR!

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Dog is named cat. Cat is named dog!

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've been using SwiftKey since like, 2012?

I just like the custom keyboards, and it learns my mistakes when I swipe. I always carry 2 phones, so I was able to sync the 2nd phone so my swipes are already learned on that phone.

Also, there's a snow keyboard that collect snow at the bottom of the screen as you swipe.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, they aren't.

All of my coworkers are super trump supporters, they even bought the flag from the assassination attempt. Yesterday, one of them told me to go "fuck my couch" and I said "there's enough couch fuckers around" which confused him.

I awkwardly explained the JD Vance couch thing (I know it was just a troll, it didn't actually happen) and he BLEW UP. He was explaining that he looks up to and respects JD and I shouldn't believe what I'm seeing on the internet.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

When I'm dealing with ISP or phone customer service, I always ask for the cancelation department. They are motivated to keep customers so sometimes they'll throw in a coupon, especially if you treat them like a human.

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