Braindead

Not sure about how to actually add them to the bottom button list, but this explains how to do the things you want in a slightly different way...

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The big difference is that a book is structured to teach you bit by bit. One of the issues of learning a new subject is that you don't know what you don't know. Something structured like a book solves this.

That being said, a six year old book is ancient when talking about computer related stuff...

The starlord provides the only correct answer

I think this is the movie that made me a Mechwarrior fan

AKA:
How to make people cry, lesson 01

You keep on existing (at least for now)

Came here to suggest the culture series. First thing that popped into my mind while reading the question.

Ursula K. Le Guin's books in the Hainish Cycle might also fit the bill.

Worst thing is, is that this is not exactly humor, I've seen shit like this happen in real life

This borks so hard

Well there's this black guy who converted a ton of KKK members, which I think answers your question. See this NPR article...

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