Blackout

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.social 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gray's Sports Almanac 1950-2000.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

People are broke and broken. They don't care anymore and settle for sugar frosted cardboard for dinner. This guy is up there smiling and thinking "all this misery is great for business!"

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Those hours are insane for a Grodge sale. 10hr days. I wonder if they have any used socks, I like them broken in.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 30 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'm fine with an EV that only has a 100 mile range. Im just not willing to pay more that $15k for it. It obviously can be sold for that much. I don't need a seat warmer or even powered windows, just a box with windows.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

Mrs. Doyle

When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 23 points 8 months ago

Have you tried lying on the floor, curling up into a ball, and giving up all hope? Always worked for me

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 16 points 8 months ago (4 children)

There is never a better time to quit sugar than now. I lost 20 pounds within a few months when I did it. It is amazing the excess calories we eat without realizing.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Suspiciously the bodycams were off but i've heard the voyager crew was originally twice as large until she ran out of coffee the first time.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Review: "Ran by a former male supermodel, doesnt know how to use the replicator and cooks all his food. Sometimes stops speaking in the middle of a sentence and starts beeping."

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 22 points 8 months ago (8 children)

"a murder" implies only one

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