Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
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3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
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4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
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5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
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Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
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All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
It's whatever you want it to be ... if it's funny, great .. if it's witty, great ... if it's neither, great ... if it's actual shit, great ... this isn't a forum, it's a cage with like minded apes throwing feces at one another, and it's usually funny until something ends up in your mouth
This is the most relatable comment
Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops
Actually I've heard that the predecessor to the shit post was the poop coupe
An attempt at humor that doesn't have to succeed.
Humor is objective
Thatβs actually a shit-reply
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, youβll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- youβll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Hey there banana .... you gonna do that thing .... you know that thing ... that thing with that guy at that place
A miserable little pile of secrets? But enough talk... Have at you!
Every time I see your username, I get the urge to demand a banana from you. I know you have them; you're just lying about no bananas. ΰ² _ΰ²
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You win this round...
Seems reasonable enough.
Hey~
No banana! No!
A meme but worse
Shit Post. a post that is shit!
Oh shit!