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What's a last name (family/surname) that you think is cool? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] BamBamToxico@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

At the cemetery I work at we got a couple Blickenderfers, Hammermeisters, and even a couple Deatherages. All pretty BA names. One of the Deatherages was even named Ozzy.

Have any of you ever called your previous job/landlord to see what kind of reference they would give you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] BamBamToxico@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

One time my buddy got fired from Jiffy Lube so I changed my voicemail to 72nd street Jiffy Lube and gave glowing praise as his manager.

Awww! That's so cute! in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] BamBamToxico@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier. in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] BamBamToxico@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got to tour a terramation (human composting) facility a little while back. You come out in a few burlap sacks of mulch. They even threw in some wicked t shirts.

Dangit Anthony Kiedis in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] BamBamToxico@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

"I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers." -Nick Cave

Don't be fooled Billy, it's not really a job, more of a parasitic relationship in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] BamBamToxico@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 year ago (6 children)

My landlord's two brothers who inherited a bunch of properties from Daddy. One of them lives in Scottsdale and the other in Hawaii. It really gets my goat knowing that 1 out of every 3 dollars I make goes to some overprivileged daddy's removed boy. I probably pay their golf membership or marina docking fees.