Arbiter

Military personnel have families.

You can tell this is AI generated because a real artist would have made the bowl his gaping maw.

Actually this is the opposite of explosive decompression.

Exactly, the free market cannot fix problems caused by the free market.

Amazing, $1200 a year to look like a tool.

But now there is Disney, a corporation worse than any individual.

An inspiration to us all!

You parked the door?

A computer has no sense of right or wrong, only pass or fail.

Wait does this mean he is eating cats?

Unless you end up drafted into WW3, but then you may have bigger concerns.

Unless you consider firearms where red traditionally means the safety is off and the gun can fire.