Afflictedlife

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Wish me happy birthday? <3 in c/mtf@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

I hope you'll have a reason to smile on your birthday

You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 0 points 10 months ago

Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot

You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect. in c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The power to manifest any desired food in any quantity

You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect. in c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
Who are the worst types of people? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The living

I say double it. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Loop continues until entire human population tied to track and there's nobody left to pass the switch to. kill the scapegoat on round one and done